IMO

So like... today i am going to talk about my opinions of people, which generally means i'm going to say that i like/dont like about people, which also means i'm going to be bitching this entire blog.

Lets begin with bus people, WHY ARE YOU ALL SO DEPRESSED? the route is 628... not fucking "hell" lighten up a little bit, it doesnt hurt to smile or say a single word like thanks or sorry instead of grunting like pigs. A bus is public transport, not a curse so please learn how to smile, it is because of people like you that i have come to distinguish publics transport with unattractive depressed sometimes suicidal shitheads that even though their going home to relax, look like they are being shipped to slaughter.

Today i was mistaken for a girl... WHY YOU ALL SO BLIND? I'm a fag, not a woman, GOD!. So this stupid dude with fliers comes up to our tables and says "afternoon ladies", now tell me... what kind of blind shithead mistakes a boy in jeans (not tight ones either) a hoody under a vest and lacoste shoes for a girl!? Sure i was with a few girls but come the fuck on, i do not look like a woman and we were all just talking so i wasnt even prancing around. Grow some eyes and grow a brain.

And then there was totally hot dude on the bus with boombox that i swear was eyeing me and i was totally giving eye contact back, but did it get anywhere? fuck no! why not? FUCKING RANDOMS. ok not so much randoms, but acquaintances from high school, why would i want to talk to you? If i didnt recognise you, why come up to me? Seriously, i talked to you like... twice in my entire life and here you are indulging your uni experience with me when i obviously care more about how dust is formed.

And now i feel like my sentences are just losing their grammar and my vocabulary has died

The end

Fucking queers