Would you like fries with that?

So like... after the last blog i really ran out of puff to write another for a while seeing as i was in a tyrant like mood then, dominating my hand made kingdom of soft toys, pillows and bed sheets... hehe, peasants.

But i guess lately things have totally died down, the whole queerspace drama has completely burnt out, wheres the fire people? wheres the passion? where are the witty comebacks, the surprise discoveries of broken trust or well placed betrayals? there were none i say! Those queers (which is why i no longer associate with that word, i'm a fag, deal with it) really are a bunch of socially retarded monkeys who find all the wrong (socially speaking) parts wrong. Puh lease, get a life, get a brain and get some friends.

Speaking of friends, i've made a few pretty awesome ones lately, they being sammy and danni, a lesbian couple who are actually hot lesbians AND they have social lives outside of the queerspace, actually, i dont go to the queerspace anymore, i refuse to enter such squallor. Anyhows, yeah sammy is wicked sick, she words at australian geographic at maq centre, so totally stop by and say hey to her for me, (shes the one with the lesbian mohawk and awesome smile!) and i frequently go lunch with her at maccas where we scam on maccas guy, whose name i actually know, oh curse you glen fahey and your beautiful eyes curse you! unfortunatly, rachel who use to work there so kindly informed me that he may be straight, or so simon so nicely puts it "straight" *wink*

I got sick again too! Goddamnit seriously, i mean, i must have aids or something, and i always get bronchitis, YES sickness gods YES, please give me a lung full of disgusting phlegm to choke on. bastards.

I also bought a baby blue nintendo DS, and pokemon, its so cool, its a new gameboy, io havent had a new gameboy in ages, and pokemon brings that so many happy childhood memories, even though now i realise exactly how smart my parents were. dad voice "oh, lets buy him pokemon so he has no friends and can get into trouble" good thinking dad, not being sarcastic either,really smart.

Hmmmmm and theres also good news in relationship to music, (ED AND SIMON, shut the fuck up about kate bush). Goldfrapp and Ladytron rock me so hard its sad that their female. seriously, them beats got me pumping... just like kylie in her younger days

OH right, last night was the lunar eclipse, funny story with that, all in all, i got grounded, i'll tell you all about it later, but it was wicked fun, went out to glenwood right, and ed took us to the lake of romance, where the fucknig bugs are everywhere, totally ruined the moment, but that blood red moon was just wicked fun and like, those bicycle things... my god, i want them.

This was good, we should do this again

Ciao

Someones angry

So someone is really pissed off at me, because i wont do stuff with them tomorrow, and then they said i needed friends to learn some social restraint and not get freaked out by text messages, i dont think that it ever occurred to them that maybe i just dont like them? Or... maybe i just find them disgustingly creepy and cant be fucked to plan stuff with them, yeah it must be that.

So whats been happening lately? well, uni is back on, 2 weeks in now and now i'm also working at the same time, not fun at all. Least i'll be rich AND smart hehehehe, that always works out with sexy results.

and theres been abit of drama with the local queers, probably wont go into it much... oh why the hell not, ashe, tanya and christine are stupid bitches and ashe needs to figure out that theres more to life than the queerspace, scouts and snowboarding. There i said it, i hate ashe, with a passion. The only people that seem to browse this blog already know who ashe is, so i guess i wont go into much detail, but it needs to be known, that if i ever had to listen to her talk about rovers or thredbo again, i will kick her mammaries so hard they'll condense into testicles (though i suspect she already has 3 or 4)

Jasmines birthday was on thursday, and her party was on friday...well last night, i got home at 5:30 this morning, and caught a night rider home, those are fun, you hear all kinds of conversations on them, and buses are so much better than trains, theres the whole, sit in your seat, stay in your seat and shut up on buses that trains dont have, trains are just downright scary, sooo many weird people on them like those groups of 15 year olds with their token aboriginal girl that goes around asking EVERYONE "got a s'pare smoke man?" and the white kids that add "fuck" into every 4 the word and wear hoodies and sniff their runny noses like 5 year olds. Or the middle ages people with tourette syndrome that make scary noises and sound effects, then when they look at you all you can feel is murderous rage. yeah, murderous rage.

Birthday party was fun though, surviving the train trip was so worth, yet for some reason, i feel rather bitter and moody, i havent smiled all day, i'm finding it hard not to shout at my soft toys and moving my limbs takes so much effort that i'm gettnig really tired from talking

Anyhoos, this is sufficiently long, kudo to ed for the inspiration,

catch you dudes later you mother fuckers