Gone Campin!

So, saturday was dreadful, today was ok, but friday, oh, dont even get started with friday!

PRESENTING! (not in that way, unless you want it to be)

Camp dirty bad fun goes goff, like... omg man, i really actually dont remmeber much of it in chronologcal order but it goes something like this, and i'll try not to use dot point because catherine is a cheertater.

something like 4pm ish, dying my hair red for like an hour because i forgot the stuff was in my hair so i just left it in and walked around the house with gooey red hair, was funny because theres red marks all over the most frequently used keyboard keys

6:30 ish, left home to go driving, then decided to try and drive to catherines house, attempted a U-turn, but failed horrible, in fact i didnt even attempt it, i just drove to the nearest roundabout and went all the way! (haha). Then i got lost and called simon, which is funny because usually you would call whoevers house it was but i know catherine doesnt know her own suburb *shudder* NORTH epping

Arrive at camp dirty bad fun, um... dont remmeber much, oh, but i was really hungry, OH and was complaining how there was no dip to go with the doritos, oh yeah then i did my makeup and fell in love with eyeliner and mascarra, i still dont know how to take off mascara (sorry one r only and i cant be bothered backspacing)

Party like theres no morning, get drunkz like i have no liver and dance like noones watching, except ed. Also filthy and gorgeous came on twice, which was awesome because i made every gay clubber proud. And we played kings, some card game, that never got too far because simon was a pussy.

Apologies for the shittyness of the blog, it was a shitty night, in a good way kind of shitty, that everything is happening in flashes, and theres some stuff that goes along with the "what happens at camp dirty bad fun, stay in camp dirty bad fun"

yeah... i'm out, this sucks

Shopping!

So i went shopping today, twice! both at macquarie centre and it was pretty fun, i havent been shopping in a while so it was completely welcome, not like when your bitch ass friend feels ugly and needs some new treads so drags you along to tell her she looks good in stuff except that you find the female form disgusting so everything is a lie, my my, if only people knew the truth.

Anyhow, things i bought:

• Black tight pants, jeans to be precise, and size 30 as well, and no, i havent put on two sizes, they just didnt have anything smaller but still, these are frickin tiny, but i have a great ass in them
• Tight fitting jacket with stripes, thats pretty much the jacket summed up, except it looks hot on me, just as hot as it looked on the manaquin... k i cant spell that, the thing that wears the clothes
• A dog collar, yes, a dog collar, its for a costume so shush

Now tight black pants and dog collar and costume, wonder why i'm getting so sexy? BECAUSE TOMORROW IS FRIDAY CUNTS, TRASHYNESS AT ITS PEAK, and priscilla queen of the desert!

I'm back?

So the end of the financial year, and all i'm hearing at home is "WHERE THE TAX SLIP" "I WANT FREE MONEY" "GIMME GIMME GIMME" I'm sure tax returns are a good thing, but its the money that was already taken from you ... but then again it is money, so... yeah, if anyone feels like explaining the tax system to me, please do! I'm all ears, not really but yeah but no but yeah

So back in my usual way of blogging, i shall relay the near past (bad word choice?) since my last blog:

• Got a new job at uni working as a lab assistant, awesome pay, awesome work, basically awesome job
• Got three passes and a fail in uni, i totally deserved those mark considering the effort i put in
• Progressively made up to about... oh i dunno, 11 dates with the same guy and had them all canceled for legitimate reasons, we both canceled but its just eerie that we keep trying
• Quit world of warcraft, yipee! i'm not a nerd anymore
• Been sick for two weeks, but i'm totally better now and i'll not shy at smiting any sick person within 5 metres of me lest i be sick again, like seriously, that amount of sickness is like 10 years worth, it went from a cold -> flu -> gastro enteritis -> flue -> conjunctivitis -> brochitis, tis tis tis... stupid
• Gotten a new haircut
• GOTTEN A PIERCING, wont tell you where :O
• Bought new clothes
• Got new Versus Versace glasses, yeah thats right, BRANDED
• AND
• TURNED 19 FREAKIN HELL FUCKING YEAH

Quite an eventful... time indeed, the only thing that i think is really worth elaborating on right now is that my birthday cake is friggin awesome, its got a chocolate biscuit cheesecake base, a thick layer of choc fudge sauce, then a layer of sweet vanilla cream... mmmmmmmmmmm gonna go have some now i think so yes yes yes.

I've also been on uni holidays for a month now, i started getting sick right after my exams, so that knocked off half of my holidays then i got my job and started working WHILE SICK yeah thats right, not so girly now am i, so i havnet really had a full holidays, but this friday is gonna freakin rock.

Peace, ciao, bubye, bai2u, ni hao bye, goodbye, good night, so long farewell, auf something er rather, go ask simon he likes german
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