Shopping!

So i went shopping today, twice! both at macquarie centre and it was pretty fun, i havent been shopping in a while so it was completely welcome, not like when your bitch ass friend feels ugly and needs some new treads so drags you along to tell her she looks good in stuff except that you find the female form disgusting so everything is a lie, my my, if only people knew the truth.

Anyhow, things i bought:

• Black tight pants, jeans to be precise, and size 30 as well, and no, i havent put on two sizes, they just didnt have anything smaller but still, these are frickin tiny, but i have a great ass in them
• Tight fitting jacket with stripes, thats pretty much the jacket summed up, except it looks hot on me, just as hot as it looked on the manaquin... k i cant spell that, the thing that wears the clothes
• A dog collar, yes, a dog collar, its for a costume so shush

Now tight black pants and dog collar and costume, wonder why i'm getting so sexy? BECAUSE TOMORROW IS FRIDAY CUNTS, TRASHYNESS AT ITS PEAK, and priscilla queen of the desert!