WAR!

So it begins...

On the eve of the 16th of june, the forces of unit 223 otherwise known "the biochemists" launch their first assault on the minds of the valiant troops of camp Wei (k maybe camp is the wrong word...) scrap that, they assaulted the minds of the valiant troops of the impenetrable yet easily distracted fortress of Wei. The the air was thick with queasy anticipation, where would the fight be taken? to the depth of glycolysis? or perhaps the borders of DNA synthesis, it was hard to say... the dark side clouds everything...

june 16th, the unit 223 launches a head on attack but the fortress of Wei is focussed, not even the temptation of Martin sitting two seats to his left can distract him... much... the first sixty waves of multiple choice squadrons attack like girls with ponytails and are easily swept aside. As the battle rages in favour of the forces of Wei, unit 223 launches a surprise attack at Wei's flank, a cunning, desperate move of a dying foe, the essay squadron uses the "what is regulation?" beam to dispose of Wei's primary defense of glycolysis. Wei must make a decision, repel the attack with great loss, or strike at an exposed but relatively unpredicatble path of enzyme function...

Wei strike at enzyme function and defeats the foe, 2 hours and 43 minutes into the battle, unit 223 retreats, beaten like church mice against angry joe to lick their wounds... the battle is won.. but not the war...