Oh god, i totally remember now...

So,

After a complete mental black out (hah black out) about the weekend from previoulsy posted about goon party, bits and pieces have been coming back to me from various sources which i am all but helpless to believe. So here goes:

1. Friday afternoon, Coffee Date! totally wicked, being the special occasion i invented, its awesome just like me. Too bad i burnt myself so hard (still cannot fucking believe that, i may just have to write a drama about it)
2. Friday evening. Good party! Where i drank goon, invented gooney pop (mixing goon and passion pop) invented goonta (mixing goon and fanta), drink about... 12 standard drinks, 12 times my limit but still, passed out, ate tater tots, passed out, played guitar hero, passed out, was sexually abused, woke up, drank more, felt up lachalan, passed out, cried, passed out and then slept with a girl
3. Saturday morning! Went to maccas for breakfast with lachie boy, sexy steve, ed my queen and Catherine who drank my coffee. After watching steve and lachlan put copious amount of a pig fat onto their hot cakes and watching them dry, I have come to call them jizz-cakes... because of the... yeah try it yourself sometime
4. Saturday afternoon: Extreme Gardening! cut down two trees, weeded the garden, planted two new trees, anihilated a species of spiders and mowed the lawn. However was totally bummed, massive massive bummage, meant to see a movie with someone and got completely dogged
5. Saturday Evening: CABARET fucking love this show, gotta see a professional version of this, so raunchy and sleazy, and i want a marry the emcee. diddly diddly dee TWO LADIES
6. Sunday morning, well, afternoon, woke up at two and studied organic synthesis, i totally know the thiosulphate and alchohol reaction mechanism off by heart now.

Monday... pretty bummed, still couldnt figure out why weekend bummness was still around but eventually spoke to people and found out about friday skankness, totally handing in my resume as a slutty bartender at Stonewall *hangs head in shame*

So yeah, i totally remmeber everything now, DAMN ASIANESS